On a piece of flat lego.
He howled for at least half an hour and I laughed silently for at least half of that time. Until I realised that his howling would probably wake his baby sister and then I started hissing at him to stop carrying and be quiet.
Can you say Mother of the Year?
Also, can someone please explain why a four year old boy is moodier and has more attitude than a 14 year old girl? Always with the dramatics! He literally threw himself on the floor in a flurry of tears and howled.
I'm in serious trouble.
Unrelated, I hosted a Tupperware Party the other day and if I ever attempt to do that again, please tell me not to. Stress on a whole other level.
I had so many baking fails. Like three fails, in three hours. That's unheard of Jessica's kitchen. So this is my note to self, don't host parties where you do all the food, including making pastry and don't apply for MKR 2018 cos I clearly can't cope with the pressure.
Just don't do it future Jess.
Please share with me your Mother of the Year moments. I am still laughing as it was so comical watching him slide across the floor and do the splits. I felt bad for a second but I was shuddering I was trying not to laugh so much.
Please tell me I'm not the only one....
|Hey! I'm super dramatic and insane!|
I only do that when the kids aren't in the car.
Just kidding. I don't selfie in the car. That's dumb. Don't do it.