Eating weetbix. I'm drinking coffee.
Me: What do you want to do today?
Mushroom: Stay HOME!
Me: Really? You want to stay home? I thought we could go to the waterpark.
Mushroom: YESSS! Waterpark!
I smile to myself.
Mushroom: Actually.
Eats more weetbix.
Let's go to the moon.
Me: The moon?
I'm incredulous.
How will we get to the moon?
I'm met with a LOOK. You know the 'you really are an f-ing idiot Mum' look.
Mushroom: A ROCKET
Like duh?!
Me: But we don't have a rocket.
Mushroom: (exhaling deeply) We'll BUILD ONE.
Oh of course. I'm so stupid.
Me: What do you want to do today?
Mushroom: Stay HOME!
Me: Really? You want to stay home? I thought we could go to the waterpark.
Mushroom: YESSS! Waterpark!
I smile to myself.
Mushroom: Actually.
Eats more weetbix.
Let's go to the moon.
Me: The moon?
I'm incredulous.
How will we get to the moon?
I'm met with a LOOK. You know the 'you really are an f-ing idiot Mum' look.
Mushroom: A ROCKET
Like duh?!
Me: But we don't have a rocket.
Mushroom: (exhaling deeply) We'll BUILD ONE.
Oh of course. I'm so stupid.
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